That poor polish sausage

A conversation Denise & I had sometime in July 2003:

Scott: Hey, did you hear about that baseball player hitting that mascot dressed as a sausage?

Denise: Yeah!

Scott: That poor polish sausage.

Denise: Yeah.

Scott: From what I read, he didn’t mean to hurt her. He just tapped her. I mean, those costumes are pretty top-heavy.

Denise: Sure … your eyes are mid-weiner!