Ramblings & ephemera

How to add menus to Radio Userland

I don’t use Radio Userland any longer, but I found these instructions incredibly helpful, so here they are:
go to system.verbs.builtins.radio.data.systemUrls
add a name: kitNews
value: /system/kit/news
now go to system.verbs.builtins.radio.macros.adminMenu
scroll down to addCommand list
add the following: addCommand (”Kit News”,radio.data.systemUrls.kitNews)
save

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Tech & the humanities

I’ve been gathering materials for a possible class about the inter-relations of technology and the humanities. Here are some potential sources of information.
Essays on the Philosophy of Technology I
Google Search: Portrayal of Technology in Literature and Film

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The broken-wand ceremony

When a magician dies (a real, entertainment magician, not one who practices white or black magic, which I don’t believe in anyway), there is a traditional broken-wand ceremony, in which members of the Society of American Magicians break the dead person’s wand, symbolizing that it has lost its magic. The broken-wand ceremony was first held [...]

Solving the unsolvable problem

Now this is interesting - it definitely says something about our ability to work around restrictions, provided we remain unaware that the restrictions exist in the first place.
One day in 1939, George Bernard Dantzig, a doctoral candidate at the University of California, Berkeley, arrived late for a graduate-level statistics class and found two problems written [...]

Brian Eno on the MSFT Windows 95 sound

Brian Eno composed the famous sound that plays when you start up Windows 95 (Don’t remember it? You can download it here.). Here’s what he had to say about composing it:
The idea came up at the time when I was completely bereft of ideas. I’d been working on my own music for a while and [...]

Word of the day: larboard

"larboard": the left side of a boat; AKA "port"

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"Continuing to Calais, Edward [III] began a lengthy siege. … Calais Surrendered in August, 1347. Edward was particularly lenient in not killing the garrison and population for resisting him. Six of the towns Burgesses were ordered to appear before him with ropes around their necks and the town’s keys, and to submit to his will, [...]

Peter the Great’s disguise

In 1698, Peter the Great worked as a common laborer while in England so that he could learn the art of shipbuilding.

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The pinata syndrome

From “Celebrities face the ‘piñata syndrome’” in The L. A. Times:
As a result, every story has an abbreviated life span, accelerating the demand for more news. Ultimately, this adds up to exaggerated expectations of celebrities. If they can’t maintain their public persona, they’re devoured for our entertainment instead.
“I call it the piñata syndrome,” says publicist [...]

Great band names, part 24

So Jans & I are talking at the Broadway Oyster Bar last night, and all of a sudden Jans says, “Have you ever noticed how many diseases and other medical terms would make great band names? Like The Multiple Lacerations. Or The Compound Fractures.”
“You’re right!” I replied. “How about The Bleeding Ulcers? And The GI [...]

Sinatra’s footprints

From a review of Sinatra: The Life, by Anthony Summers and Robbyn Swan, in today’s New York Times:
When it snowed, one writer observed, “girls fought over his footprints, which some took home and stored in refrigerators.”

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Secret movies in the Paris underground

This is one of the coolest freakin’ things I’ve read about in a long, long time: “In a secret Paris cavern, the real underground cinema“:

Police in Paris have discovered a fully equipped cinema-cum-restaurant in a large and previously uncharted cavern underneath the capital’s chic 16th arrondissement. Officers admit they [...]

Measuring weight

So we’re sitting at the CWELUG meeting, talking, and someone talks about fathoms, which leads to cubits, which leads to hands, which leads to stone. Someone says, “What’s your weight in stone?” I say, “I measure my weight in boulders.”

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How many variables can we track?

"New research shows why it doesn’t take much for a new problem or an unfamiliar task to tax our thinking. According to University of Queensland cognitive science researchers …, the number of individual variables we can mentally handle while trying to solve a problem (like baking a lemon meringue pie) is relatively small: [...]

David evaluates Jans

Warning: this will mean nothing unless you know the two parties involved.
David H. was drunk and for some reason we asked him if he found Jans attractive. His reply:

No! He’s Scottish! And brutish! I feel like he’d take over my country and invade my netherlands!

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Why are we bad at estimating risk?

Bruce Schneier: "Why are people so lousy at estimating, evaluating and accepting risk? That’s a complicated question, and I spend most of Chapter 2 of Beyond Fear trying to answer it. Evaluating risk is one of the most basic functions of a brain and something hard-wired into every species possessing one. Our own notions of [...]

Do you like sentences?

Annie Dillard on writing:

A well-known writer got collared by a university student who asked, “Do you think I could be a writer?”
“Well,” the writer said, “I don’t know. . . . Do you like sentences?”
The writer could see the student’s amazement. Sentences? Do I like sentences? I am 20 years old and do I like [...]

A walkway of the dead

I was walking around on Wash U’s campus a while back - I don’t remember where, exactly - when I looked down and noticed that I was walking over bricks that had been “donated” by folks who had given money to WU. This is standard practice a lot of places: donate $$$, get a brick [...]

For a mystery

The first line of a mystery novel, suggested by a public defender who heard a woman say it:
“I said, ‘Mama,’ I said, ‘Death was on that boy.’”

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