Ramblings & ephemera

Overheard at home, 20031110

Joe (my cousin from England): I just read somewhere that the average house in Missouri has 65 brown recluse spiders in it.

Mom: Really? I wonder why we never see them if there’s so many?

Scott: Hel-loo?! Because they’re re-clu-sive! They’re not called “brown friendlies”!

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